Laura the Dentist Summary: Laura is a dentist and she stumbles upon gophers. Oh, jeezer.Laura the Dentist by ~KadyTheLady
Laura the Dentist
There once a dentist named Laura.
And no, this is not going to be a limerick.
She always went out to her garden to pick toothpaste to sell at her dentist's office. But today she stumbled upon...an irritation.
Standing in her toothpaste bushes was Jackie the Gopher. Said gopher was gnawing at the tubes in hopes to get some toothpaste.
"Oh my gosh!" Laura exclaimed, putting her hands up to her mouth. "What are you doing you silly gopher?"
"I'm sorry dentist-girl, but I need some toothpaste for my yellowing teeth." Jackie said. "You
Yaz the Elf Summary: Yaz is an elf. A whimsical elf. She met a fox and got gumdrops. They married, had children, and divorced. She made a fortune, and is full of win.Yaz the Elf by ~KadyTheLady
Yaz the Elf
One day a little elf named Yaz was sitting on a tree in the middle of Pygmy Forest. She loved to smile and eat berries all day long. Today was the day she was going to skip along the path to the Yo-Yo store to, oddly enough, buy some gumdrops.
As she was skipping, whimsically I might add, she spotted a hole in the ground next to a tree.
"What a peculiar place to put a hole," she said bending down for a closer look. "I wonder who put it there..."
All of a
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